Hello world! Teddy here with life-saving information. Mommy says I'm going to give her a heart attack. I just haven't finished her training yet. If I can reach her purse handle hanging down, I will pull it down. If it is unzipped even a little, I will get into it. Mommy has to carry snacks for when her blood sugar gets low. I found it. She doesn't normally have RAISINS in It, but this mix did. She didn't remember how many raisins were left. Raisins cause kidney damage. The treatment protocols are even longer than chocolate. Grapes are TOXIC as well. 36 raisins could cause renal failure and death. So Mommy laced my small bit of ice cream with a teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide and I threw out- everything. She was relieved to only find two raisins. She also found stuffing, a pencil eraser, chewed bits of plastic, hair, and a piece of string. I got lots of attention because she felt so bad.
So furrends, don't eat grapes, raisins, chocolate, avocados, onion, or garlic. And do t eat the eracers off pencils. You might have to throw out or go to the hospital and get shaved and stuck and have to stay still for IVs.
Guess what? Lady won first in her age group in the 5 k Trail Run and second overall ( ladies) in over 50. She got a beach towel. And poor people in Cambodia are getting clean water.
Lady, Grandma and Grandpa are much better at pushing on their chairs if they get up during a meal. I still managed to get blueberry coffee cake, pizza, some napkins, and Mommy's mechanical pencil.
I added more scratches to Mommy's leg. She hollered so loud it scared me. I haven't done it again. "OUCH!!"means don't do that anymore.
This is the $419 chocolate bar I got caught eating that sent me to the hospital.
Until next time...
So furrends, don't eat grapes, raisins, chocolate, avocados, onion, or garlic. And do t eat the eracers off pencils. You might have to throw out or go to the hospital and get shaved and stuck and have to stay still for IVs.
Guess what? Lady won first in her age group in the 5 k Trail Run and second overall ( ladies) in over 50. She got a beach towel. And poor people in Cambodia are getting clean water.
Lady, Grandma and Grandpa are much better at pushing on their chairs if they get up during a meal. I still managed to get blueberry coffee cake, pizza, some napkins, and Mommy's mechanical pencil.
I added more scratches to Mommy's leg. She hollered so loud it scared me. I haven't done it again. "OUCH!!"means don't do that anymore.
Until next time...
We've heard all about raisins and grapes and chocolate and avocados and our mom is stingy and she won't share any of them with us and we sure can't reach them. You sure are one busy little boy, Teddy!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your mom! That's awesome!
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteGracious Teddy, you're a lad for adventure - or totally fearless - ...and FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETEEN green papers?????????? I think you panicked Lady too much and she missed a dot. You must beware ladies losing their dots, Teddy... (take it from another 50+).... and congrats to Lady for that achievement too!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
$370 for the vet hospital stay and $49 for the pet poison control hotline.
Delete............ahhhh now the light bulb glows!!! Crikey.... POTP for the wallet then... Yxx
DeleteTeddy, we think that you should slow down on your eating things or you may get seriously ill! Once Lady dropped a grape and Hailey ate it before she could pick it up and Lady was terrified, but Hailey was ok. It was only 1 grape.
ReplyDeleteGrapes are more of a choking hazard. Raisns are more toxic. I'm learning.
DeleteOMD that was One Expensive and DANGEROUS Snack... We are not allowed to have Grapes or raisins or chocolate at all.
ReplyDeleteThat's good! Stay away from that stuff
DeleteWatch out for candy with artificial sweetener too. Best that Mom puts her purse someplace high up where you can't reach it. Ghostwriter puts hers on top of the fridge as soon as she gets home.
ReplyDeleteMommy thought I couldn't reach it but now she knows.
DeleteYou are one feisty little Dude! Cocoa was like you when she was a puppy, but settled down with age. So, you will also. Just takes time. Congratulations to Lady! She has been getting a lot of training chasing you!
ReplyDeleteCongrrats on your momma's race! My momma loves to race, but she NEVER wins. She says that just finishing is a win enough!
ReplyDeleteWe think Lady needs some more training, but a $419 bar of chocolate is a good incentive...BOL! Congrats to your Momma in the race...and good work getting clean water for Cambodia.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing you are getting your pawrents trained! BUTT maybe not train them constantly!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mommy agrees with you! Add her Maui Jim sunglasses and two more mechanical pencils to the list. Nothing is safe!
DeleteCrikey Teddy ...... who knew?? I've eaten raisins!! Looks like I won't ever be eating them again, aye?? Good on the Lady. First in the 5K trail run!!! How good is that???????????
ReplyDeleteOh Teddy - mom sez u sound like her Angel Shiloh when he wuz younger - took advantage an'ate whatever he cood find - he even ate ant bait (poisonous) an'hadta go tue the vetman tue git hiz tummy emptied out then stay there so they cood watch him a bit - add ant bait'poison tue your list.
ReplyDeleteYour mom did really great fer winnin'her race - WOOHOO!!!!
Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor
That is one expensive chocolate bar....and yep...I knew raisins and grapes are toxic to me....but I'd still eat them if given the chance. You would pass out if you knew the "crap" Mama has pulled out of my mouth...otherwise....I'd be taking up residence at the dawgtor's office on a daily basis!!!
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