NEW FIRST NAME

Hello World! Teddy here. Butt I think I have a new first name: Dadgumit Teddy. I've heard it quite a few times like when I chewed the zipper on Mommy's test kit that I stole from her purse. I can open plastic shoeboxes. I chewed Mommy's flip flop again. I chewed another leash through. I chewed the new one licked split. I ate Mommy's toaster strudel off her plate. I discovered what fun toilet paper is. I tried to help Grandpa as he gathered up the trash. He didn't appreciate my sorting. As Mommy packed, I tried to help by unpacking and stealing her clothes.  I chewed up another pen. I was trying to write. Yes, I have lots of chew toys. I just like variety. Mommy is ordering some treat balls from chewy.com.
Pray for Grandma and Grandpa. Mommy is flying away to see her godkids in NC. She'll be gone from Friday to Tuesday. Aunty Donna across the street is checking in on us. She offered to keep me butt she might keep me. She really likes me too.
 In training news, I walked with my Burmese Mountain Dog furrend, Lily, without barking or getting stepped on!  I'm letting more people pet me. 

Mommy reconstructed my de-constructed new cap. How do you like it? I would not sit for a photo so Grandpa had to help. 

See ya later, World!