Three Men (and a cute little wienie dog)

Lady told this story today. My version is a bit different, so I put my part in ( ).
Three men ( and a cute little wienie dog) were on a trek when they came to a river. They needed to get to the other side, but the river was raging and roaring. The first man prayed to God, "God, please give me the strength to cross this river!" Poof! The man developed bulging muscles in his arms and bulging muscles in his legs. He dove into the river and swam across it in three hours. The second man prayed to God, "God, please give me the strength and the ability to cross this river!" Poof! The man developed bulging muscles in his arms, bulging muscles in his legs, and was given a rowboat, which he rowed across the river in two hours. The third man, having listened to the first two prayers, prayed to God, "God, please give me the strength, the ability, and the intelligence to cross this river!" Poof! The man turned into a woman! (The cute little wienie dog looked up at the woman and gave a pathetic little whine. "Awww," said the woman. "Do want to go across the river, too?" The cute little wienie dog wagged his happy meter and did the happy dance). The woman looked at the map and found the bridge, (scooped up the cute and smart little wienie dog) and walked across the river. (The cute little wienie dog thanked God for answering his prayer for a beautiful woman to carry him across the river!) THE END