Hello World! Teddy here.
I now like sand. I chase crabs, lizards, and butterfly shadows.
A huge American bulldog moved in next door. He's friendly but scary.
I made friends with Lily the ginormous Burmese Mountain Dog, but she's still scary. She weighs 140 pounds. I weigh 9.
Lady tried putting Tiger balm on her flops so I wouldn't chew them. I like it.
Lady put ointment on her bites. I licked it off, stole the tube, and tried to eat it.
This morning:
Love,
Teddy
A huge American bulldog moved in next door. He's friendly but scary.
I made friends with Lily the ginormous Burmese Mountain Dog, but she's still scary. She weighs 140 pounds. I weigh 9.
Lady tried putting Tiger balm on her flops so I wouldn't chew them. I like it.
Lady put ointment on her bites. I licked it off, stole the tube, and tried to eat it.
This morning:
Love,
Teddy
Oh Teddy, you sound like a pup after my own heart! Flip flops are the bestest, at over two years old I STILL chew them and ANY cream put on feet and legs still has to be licked!
ReplyDeleteTry not to run off with a tube of superglue though Teddy, like I did, 'cos you do get into MAJOR trouble if you do that one
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Woof! I knew I wasn't the only one who liked tubes! I can't read yet so will have to trust Lady to hide the superglue after this warning.
DeleteHow nice of your momma to put your favorite flavoring on her flip flops!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I said! She didn't appreciate my taste.
DeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteLawks Teddy... you'sa dog with eclectic tastes! ... You make a great silhouette against the sun !!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Thanks Aunty. I about blew away this morning g!
DeleteTeddy, your destruction reminds the Lady of both angel Gemi and Hailey. We think you are doing a great job!
ReplyDeleteAw Teddy you sound awesome!! We are so happy to know you!! Xxoo MaddiethePug and BabyBelle Pug
ReplyDeleteFlip flips are better wif seasoning.
ReplyDeleteGosh, don't they feed you, Teddy☺
ReplyDeleteThey do, but not what I want.Which is everything.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the bulldog's name? Do you bark at bigger dogs like I do?
ReplyDeleteChopu. Yes, I do bark hysterically at bigger dogs when I'm afraid. Sounds like I am being tortured. Brings Grandpa to the balcony to check.
DeleteChopu. Yes, I do bark hysterically at bigger dogs when I'm afraid. Sounds like I am being tortured. Brings Grandpa to the balcony to check.
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