I'm in trouble again. I fell in love with one of Lady's slippers. Normally, I don't mess with Lady's things. Normally. A friend gave her these cute red slippers for Christmas. Only recently did I fall for the right one. Lady couldn't walk or sit anywhere without me trying to love on the right one! Lady was quite annoyed. Then it happened. Lady got a phone call and wasn't paying attention to me. By the time she got off, I had loved the stuffings out of her slipper. To her, it is just a slipper. To me, it is love. I can't explain it.