Today when I took Lady for her morning walk, I wanted to go see Aunty at the Children's Home. I planted my paws and refused to turn around, so Lady got the picture. Pearly was home from school on holiday. She brought out a white, red-eyed bunny to show Lady and me. It was in Lady's lap. I don't know what's the big deal. I just wanted to play with it the way I do Dead Bunny. It smelled so good! Lady was clearly displeased. I tried a few times with near success, and got my nose swatted. She said this bunny was not lunch and not my toy. Oh. My bad. Needless to say, I wasn't given the usual treats here. Lady says I am still on a diet cuz I'm a motta baccha (fat baby).