Tuesday, July 19, 2016

IT'S HOT AT THE BEACH

Hello World, Teddy here from the World's Most Famous Beach! 
It's hot. How do I stay cool? Wet grass! Inside in the AC! Eating ice! In the evenings the ocean breeze is nice.
 This is my friend Sammy. He stays cool but getting a haircut! He's a sheltie.
 We catch up on the news before tangling our leashes!
Here comes the sun!

Well, Mommy laced my ice cream with hydrogen peroxide and I threw up again and again. I got into things I shouldn't have...again! I ate a whole handy wipe and a pantyliner. I stole them and ran. Mommy was afraid I'd get stopped up. They aren't very biodegradable. I have passed dryer sheets though. It was a sucessful purge. Mommy felt bad for me but was afraid those items would absorb my liquids and get stuck. So don't eat pantyliners!
I stole baby back rib bones off of Grandpa's plate but I was only fast enough to get barbeque sauce all over the carpeting (that Mommy shampooed last week). I didn't get to keep the bones. It was an eventful day.
Time to help Grandpa nap.
Teddy signing off.

13 comments:

  1. Have lots of fun at that beach, but leave those ribs for the humans - cooked bones can be very costly to pups:) Your friend looks like a nice guy.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  2. Oh, it is HOT here too! You ate what?!? Oh dear dog....you need to be more careful choosing your snacks.

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  3. Teddy, you are keepin' your peeps on their toes! It's good to give them exercise....chasing you, when it's hot. Peeps tend to be lazy. But boy, we think you need to be a bit more discriminating. Too bad about the ribs.

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    1. I got more barbeque sauce last night.

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  4. Hari OM
    Lovely style, Sammy has... that beach is fabulous indeed - crikey though Teddy, steady on with the non-edibles mate! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. I explore with my mouth!

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  5. Wow, you are an eating machine! Are you sure you aren't part goat?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  6. Oh gosh, do be careful and maybe don't eat any more human sanitary supplies.

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    1. But that's good stuff! Better than dryer sheets!

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  7. Oh, I love to play keep-away! Ghostwriter says all of the cocker spaniels in our house used to raid the bathroom trash at one time or other. (We have most areas "baby" proofed now.)

    Thanks for the beautiful sunset photo!

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  8. Teddy, you're a caution! Don't eat those things! Thank goodness your mommy was able to get you to throw up. She's a wizard. xo Tootsie

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  9. Oh my! Wet grass, AC, and ice all sound great. The pantyliner? Not so much. :O

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