I'm good. Lady thinks she puts things where I can't reach. Wrong.
Lady bought me a new hat. I chewed it up.
I like purple pens, too.
Caught in the act when Lady got home. I had to work hard to dump that trash bin from the desk. Lady gathers up all the good stuff and puts it in these white plastic bags. I have to get to it before she takes it outside. If she puts it down for even a second, I can attack it and shred it and get out the good stuff. Once it is outside, I don't have a chance. Some men in a green truck come to steal our stuff.When Lady forgets to zip her purse, I can find good stuff.
I found Lady's glucose tablets. If I'm out of Lady's sight and quiet, she comes looking for me. Foiled again.